1, Must wear a life jacket ! no exceptions no life jacket you can’t compete !!!

2, Meckie & JP must not win at all cost, darts will be provided to stop the boat if needs be

3, you must laugh at John Horner on your way past him or wait at the bridge for him to finish to do so

4, Must be an inflatable dinghy no kayaks or any other nonsense

5, I’ll finish these later or amend after the race to suit me !!!!!

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